Eat-cracker

a white, Southern foodie

Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.

by h-circumstance March 24, 2012

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009