On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop
day. On this
day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or
whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop
day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his
pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal,
thai wok!