easy button

A button one pushes that instantly fixes his/her problems. It is big, it is red, and it says Easy Button on it. Sold at Staples office supplies.

Man#1: Holy shit I lost my house and my family to gambling, my friends left me, and I think I'm addicted to crack
Man#2: Here push the easy button
Man#1: Thanks man!

easy button by tangarangb17 October 10, 2005

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easy button

woman whom after sleeping with, your first thought is "that was easy"...

that girl from last night was an easy-button...

jersey girls are easy buttons...

easy button by SLICK7862 November 18, 2009

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EASY BUTTON

A slang term for a woman clitoris

"She loves it when you play with her easy button"

"She gets off so quick when you play with her easy button"

EASY BUTTON by that D girl October 30, 2008

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The easy button

Taking the “easy way out” by masturbating

“I couldn’t get a date for valentines day so I stayed home and pressed the easy button”

The easy button by sonnybonnetboy69 April 4, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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