Eariod

Ear-period/eariod.

When your ear piercing just won't stop bleeding.

Person 1: Ah, my ear won't stop bleeding, it's so painful.
Person 2: It's having an Eariod.

by Sonnefeuer March 1, 2010

Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020

COV-eriod

The experience of having a period during the Coronavirus pandemic

I normally get a little angry when I’m due on my period but, I really want to punch you so hard in the face that you end up looking like Jackie Stallone. I think it’s a COV-eriod .

by Vic BW April 29, 2020

earios

Mike Tysons favorite cereal

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.

by James Lowe December 12, 2008

Plan B-eriod

The period you get a week after you take plan B.

Guy: My girl's on her period I can't smash.
Guy 2: Wasn't this the issue last week?
Guy: Oh this isn't her regular, it's her Plan B-eriod.

by SantaEatsPuppies May 29, 2018

EarPods

The fucking wired older cousin of the AirPods, it fucking ruined my life back in those days. I'm so glad we have AirPods now! Still, sadly EarPods exist. I pick the AirPods, not that fucking piece of shit.

FUCK THOSE EARPODS BRO

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

Eriodt

“ERIOD” Is A Word That A Bold, Not Very Intelligent Woman Would Say. When He Or She Is Trying To Prove A Point While Being “Lit”

I’m Failing Math But, I’m Still Smart “ERIODT”

by Brxxxh October 7, 2018