A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
I normally get a little angry when I’m due on my period but, I really want to punch you so hard in the face that you end up looking like Jackie Stallone. I think it’s a COV-eriod .
The fucking wired older cousin of the AirPods, it fucking ruined my life back in those days. I'm so glad we have AirPods now! Still, sadly EarPods exist. I pick the AirPods, not that fucking piece of shit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!