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A person who is very funny, smart, and good-looking.
I love her! She is such an Earwood!
Earwood by Micki September 13, 2014

Chinese Ear Food 

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.
Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...
Chinese Ear Food by UGreeNinja April 8, 2009
A feminine gay male who enjoys sex with male transvestites, transgender males, chicks with dicks, or drag queens.
That earwood loves a tranny and those chicks with dicks, even if most people consider it perverted.
Earwood by MarylandMathew June 21, 2019

EARFOORM 

When you get a Foo Fighters track stuck in your head as an earworm. It's both exhausting and deeply satisfying at the same time!
I was listening to the Fooeys the other day, and now, all I keep singing to myself is"Hey kiiiiiid, what's the plan for tomoooorroooooow..."

over, and over, and over...

I've got a damn EARFOORM!
EARFOORM by Doonks June 2, 2023

Earpoods 

I bought these earpoods on Craigslist for $75. I suspect that they're knock-offs.
Earpoods by Riczilla December 28, 2023

MANDATORY EATFOODEATSHIT 

The cycle for the SHITEATER to drop their PANTS while their EATING.
Expecting how FULL of SWEET AND SOUR soup you got FRIED RICE COMBINATION plus MANDATORY EATFOODEATSHIT is going to happen as you were given a MANDATORY SHITLOAD of FOOD which will bring an MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER so DROP YOUR PANTS NOW and start EATING as we know MANDATORY SHTEATER you are SHITTING SOON and don't bother WIPING ÒFART AROMA NOW.