Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.

Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...

Chinese Ear Food by UGreeNinja April 8, 2009

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Earwood

A feminine gay male who enjoys sex with male transvestites, transgender males, chicks with dicks, or drag queens.

That earwood loves a tranny and those chicks with dicks, even if most people consider it perverted.

Earwood by MarylandMathew June 21, 2019

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EARFOORM

When you get a Foo Fighters track stuck in your head as an earworm. It's both exhausting and deeply satisfying at the same time!

I was listening to the Fooeys the other day, and now, all I keep singing to myself is"Hey kiiiiiid, what's the plan for tomoooorroooooow..."

over, and over, and over...

I've got a damn EARFOORM!

EARFOORM by Doonks June 2, 2023

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Earpoods

Knock-off earpods

I bought these earpoods on Craigslist for $75. I suspect that they're knock-offs.

Earpoods by Riczilla December 28, 2023

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MANDATORY EATFOODEATSHIT

The cycle for the SHITEATER to drop their PANTS while their EATING.

Expecting how FULL of SWEET AND SOUR soup you got FRIED RICE COMBINATION plus MANDATORY EATFOODEATSHIT is going to happen as you were given a MANDATORY SHITLOAD of FOOD which will bring an MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER so DROP YOUR PANTS NOW and start EATING as we know MANDATORY SHTEATER you are SHITTING SOON and don't bother WIPING ÒFART AROMA NOW.

MANDATORY EATFOODEATSHIT by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 18, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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