Doonks's definitions

EARFOORM

When you get a Foo Fighters track stuck in your head as an earworm. It's both exhausting and deeply satisfying at the same time!

I was listening to the Fooeys the other day, and now, all I keep singing to myself is"Hey kiiiiiid, what's the plan for tomoooorroooooow..."

over, and over, and over...

I've got a damn EARFOORM!

by Doonks June 2, 2023

Magnacartic

The curious magnetic effect occurring within the confines of a shopping centre where seemingly without human involvement, a shopping cart will collide with a parked, unattended motor vehicle resulting in visible damage to the vehicle.

"I came back to find a large scratch on my new car and an empty cart nearby. Damn that Magnacartic effect!"

by Doonks February 7, 2010

WordleSus

When someone regularly reports their high performance in the daily Wordle, arousing suspicion as to the validity of their results.

"There's a guy who almost always tells me he scores 3 in daily Wordle, no matter how obscure or difficult the word may be. He even gets 3 on those dubious words. I'm becoming very WordleSus."

by Doonks October 7, 2025