Doonks's definitions

WordleSus

When someone regularly reports their high performance in the daily Wordle, arousing suspicion as to the validity of their results.

"There's a guy who almost always tells me he scores 3 in daily Wordle, no matter how obscure or difficult the word may be. He even gets 3 on those dubious words. I'm becoming very WordleSus."

by Doonks October 7, 2025

EARFOORM

When you get a Foo Fighters track stuck in your head as an earworm. It's both exhausting and deeply satisfying at the same time!

I was listening to the Fooeys the other day, and now, all I keep singing to myself is"Hey kiiiiiid, what's the plan for tomoooorroooooow..."

over, and over, and over...

I've got a damn EARFOORM!

by Doonks June 2, 2023

Magnacartic

The curious magnetic effect occurring within the confines of a shopping centre where seemingly without human involvement, a shopping cart will collide with a parked, unattended motor vehicle resulting in visible damage to the vehicle.

"I came back to find a large scratch on my new car and an empty cart nearby. Damn that Magnacartic effect!"

by Doonks February 7, 2010