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A person who is very funny, smart, and good-looking.
I love her! She is such an Earwood!
Earwood by Micki September 13, 2014
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A feminine gay male who enjoys sex with male transvestites, transgender males, chicks with dicks, or drag queens.
That earwood loves a tranny and those chicks with dicks, even if most people consider it perverted.
Earwood by MarylandMathew June 21, 2019
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Earlwood 

Is a suburb in the inner west surrounded by wogs mainly greeks who sit at frappe and euro bar and smoke. There are also some rich people there.
George: hey you wanna go to earlwood oval
Christopher: where the hell is earlwood
Earlwood by yewhshdiuehgi September 3, 2018
NOUN: an erwood is most commonly referd to a man with a big penis.
"That guy is an erwood"
erwood by '''''''' September 5, 2006
When you are about to tell someone something good. A play on food for thought.
Listen up man I got some earfood for you.
Earfood by earfood November 26, 2017

Earpoods 

I bought these earpoods on Craigslist for $75. I suspect that they're knock-offs.
Earpoods by Riczilla December 28, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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