Earwood

A person who is very funny, smart, and good-looking.

I love her! She is such an Earwood!

by Micki September 13, 2014

Earwood

A feminine gay male who enjoys sex with male transvestites, transgender males, chicks with dicks, or drag queens.

That earwood loves a tranny and those chicks with dicks, even if most people consider it perverted.

by MarylandMathew June 21, 2019

Earlwood

Is a suburb in the inner west surrounded by wogs mainly greeks who sit at frappe and euro bar and smoke. There are also some rich people there.

George: hey you wanna go to earlwood oval
Christopher: where the hell is earlwood

by yewhshdiuehgi September 3, 2018

erwood

NOUN: an erwood is most commonly referd to a man with a big penis.

"That guy is an erwood"

by '''''''' September 5, 2006

Earfood

When you are about to tell someone something good. A play on food for thought.

Listen up man I got some earfood for you.

by earfood November 26, 2017

Earpoods

Knock-off earpods

I bought these earpoods on Craigslist for $75. I suspect that they're knock-offs.

by Riczilla December 28, 2023