Ear Wig

(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.

Luigi had to put his ear wig in a pony tail so he could hear the radio.

Ear Wig by Tresfingers October 15, 2011

ear wig

shit stains/ streaks left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after pinching a loaf

the toilet bowl was streaked with ear wigs

ear wig by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006

ear wiggling 

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

ear wiggling by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Ear wiggin 

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...

I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol

Ear wiggin by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016

earwigging 

Eavesdropping.

I believe I first heard this in a Goon Show (british radio comedy from the '50's)

Oi! Quit earwigging on my conversation!

earwigging by theKiwi July 23, 2005

Viking Earwig 

The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.

I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.

Viking Earwig by Milla Mills September 26, 2012

earwiging 

To listen in on a coversation that isnt yours, being a nosey cunt really.

he was earwiging on our coversation on toms 'clap'

earwiging by Brownett July 28, 2005