Ear Wig

(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.

Luigi had to put his ear wig in a pony tail so he could hear the radio.

by Tresfingers October 16, 2011

ear wig

shit stains/ streaks left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after pinching a loaf

the toilet bowl was streaked with ear wigs

by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006