Ear Nest 

The dent made in your pillow before putting your head down that fits your ear perfectly, thus preventing the dreaded, extremely painful "morning bent ear".

My girlfriend spent fifteen minutes making her ear nest before putting her head down to go to sleep!

Ear Nest by Augusten Brown March 1, 2016

Earnest 

He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

Earnest by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Earnest 

A guy that steal yo girl and is built different😈

Yo my girl was taken by earnest

Earnest by addison..onie November 8, 2020

Earnest 

He is a sweet loving dad, who helps if you need it acts all tough and cool but in side he is a sweet cuddle bear

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

Earnest by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earnest the Clown 

To have sex in the earhole

Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday

Earnest the Clown by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009

Earnest Lemmingway

An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.

- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"

Earnest Lemmingway by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011