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Deyione Scott Wilson Eason
Deyione Scott Wilson Eason by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022
david eason
A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.
david eason by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019
Tobias Eaton
-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
Tobias Eaton by ~:^) December 23, 2013
Ealoni
(noun/adjective/female name)
defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.
defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.
That girl is FINE. She is so sexy, she must be an Ealoni!
The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.
The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.
Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!
Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?
The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.
The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.
Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!
Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?
Ealoni by ealonilover December 14, 2010
Dirty Eamon
The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.
"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"
"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020
David Eason
David Eason by girly1975 July 5, 2019
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.