EZ's

EZ's is slang name for a drug properly called etizolam and is similar to benzodiazepines(xanax, valium, k-pin), but with a very slight difference in chemical make up that doesn't allow it to be classified as a benzo. It produces very close to the same effects. The differences being xanax gives more of a mind fuck, is less euphoric, and has a higher potential for black out than taking EZ's

Hey bro, I got some EZ pills if you want some.

I am having such a stressful day and I won't be able to sleep... Do you have any EZ pills I could buy off you?

Yo, lets go get some EZ's and chill later.

EZ's by Thewanter February 14, 2018

Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Ez Showerin' by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

EZ Skerritt 

By day he is your ordinary CS teacher, By night he is a DJ. Also known as "Black Coffee" this DJ turned CS teacher speaks in the most calmest and slowest of voices. It is said his very voice reaches deep into your soul and awakens the spiritual energy that lurks inside you. He can play the most sickest of beats and is world famous, the very tunes and beats he descends upon you can move your whole body to the groove of his amazing performance. He keeps his alter-ego a secret from all but in reality he cannot stop giving it away.

Student: What lesson do we have next?
Me: CS
Student: What with Skerritt??? be careful he might bust his record players
-One CS lesson later-
EZ Skerritt: And that is why students humans are the superior species, NOW WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY SICK BEATS
E ZZZZZZZZ SKERRRRRRRITTTTT

EZ Skerritt by TheMemeDealer January 18, 2020

ez-skeez 

Also "easy skeez". A sexy girl who will sleep with and pretend to be in love with a guy who can get her pills (or her drug of choice). Apparently this helps some with the guilt of being whorish.

Guy 1: "Who was that chick leaving your house just after lunchtime yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Aw, you know. Just my ez-skeez. She gives me what i want, and I give her what she needs."

Guy 1: "The bitch looked good but... did she have an engagement ring on her finger??"

Guy 2: "Relax bruh, her fiance is a chump."

Guy 1:"Man, the world really is full of pimps and hoes".

ez-skeez by PA Trip October 16, 2010

eZ story 

Like there is maple story, there is eZ(easy) story. Usually refers to an event which went by with ease, or is going by with ease.

Yo, we're owning them so hard it's basically an eZ story.

eZ story by Zahits Khiro August 1, 2012

EZ Street 

A level unattainable by everyone except a select few. The initiation process is more difficult than quantam psychics and brain surgery combined. The effects of EZ Street include a constant blown mind, an unstoppable urge to party, and being by far better and more sexy than anyone else. If you make the cut then you are set for life!

James attempted to join EZ Street, but he failed miserably.

EZ Street by hollane1 January 23, 2012

Ez For Snipzy 

Ez for Snipzy everyone. -Pewdiepie

Everything is easy for Snipzy
Ez for Snipzy. -Pewdiepie

Ez For Snipzy by FinnZuccS September 7, 2018