Exhausted 

Tired of putting up with people bullshit

Im exhausted of your bullshit

Exhausted by Khalil Cash January 16, 2020

exhausted 

To be drunk, or in a state of drunkenness, especially if the source of merriment was communion wine.

"I didn't really know what was going on. I was extremely exhausted at the time." ~Luke

exhausted by kingcrop February 8, 2009

Exhausted 

Being very tired.

Damn, after squatting while T-posing for two hours straight, I am truly exhausted.

Exhausted by /r/dankmark user June 2, 2018

Exhausted McBride student 

A student so emotionally and physically distressed, that they are forced to the only option of accepting the education provided in front of them. Broken up into subgroups of: Eng, H&M, CGI. All in order of the favourite house/subgroup. The CGI kids turn to deep depression, H&M to drug, ENG to a reduced mental state or sewerslide. After years of this constant mental state, side effects may include: depression, setting yourself up for failure, decreased spatial awareness, vomiting, considering application to art school, mental breakdowns, and death.

That exhausted Mcbride student doesn’t look to good, CALL 911!

Exhausted McBride student by Racquill Maybarra February 7, 2019

Exhausted Kitten Complex 

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.

"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."

Exhausted Kitten Complex by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014

Exhausted Pipes 

A 3-piece indie/electric folk rock/garage rock revival band based out of Berkeley, CA.

They play heavy bluesy indie rock with rippin' guitar solos.

Me: Did you see Exhausted Pipes perform at the Uptown?

You: Hell yeah! They were rockin.

Exhausted Pipes by berksterk July 20, 2010

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

Exhausted Sausage by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015