When something horribly ironic, annoying or unfortuante happens to you.
Something happens to you that seems like it would also happen to Eric. Usually something bad happens that is then amplified by a certain circumstance.
Joey: "So I was coming down the snowboard run and I hadn't fallen yet. I get to the bottom and say to my friends 'I haven't fallen yet!' at which point I tried to stop and fell. Of course right infront of a cute girl."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'