Exomnia is a disorder caused by excessive concern for one's ex girlfriend/boyfriend. Characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Associated with impairments of daytime functioning or marked distress for more than 1 month.

Man, I hardly get sleep these days.

Still can't get over your silly ex gf? Dude that's exomnia.

Exomnia by StillNotJoshie June 28, 2010

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esomnia

Not being able to sleep due to an internet addiction.

"Are you still up?! It's 3AM!"
"Yeah, I have to check my mail."
"Dude, you have esomnia!"

esomnia by puntmuts December 25, 2008

Eoomer

A person who is a doomer but instead accepts it.

Man he is such a doomer but atlwsst he is not a eoomer

Eoomer by Theguyfromdakota August 16, 2021

EOMN

Abbreviation that means "Exhaling Out My Nose". This is often the reaction to a funny text, tweet, video, etc. that causes you to abruptly exhale out of your nose, but not quite fully laugh out loud.

"Damn dude, check out this video, it's pretty funny"

"eomn that shit is funny"

EOMN by chippers75 December 30, 2016

Eomn

Exhale out my nose.
Like when you find something funny, but not funny enough to actually get a laugh

That comedian's joke made me eomn

Eomn by Herbfert April 18, 2017

eootneoot

the most god-like word to use in a sentence no matter how it’s used.

he’s had depression and anxiety before so you might like him eootneoot

eootneoot by highkeygay December 18, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026