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A sexy human being who is lovely to talk ti and has a great pesonality. He is also very handsome.

I wish i was an elud. Goddamit!!!

ELUD by Meliodas FC September 15, 2019

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eludicate

To masturbate and subsequently ejaculate while riding on public transportation.

The guy on the subway eludicated all over the floor and unsuspecting passengers were walking through the giz.

eludicate by PhDont November 3, 2017

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Vaj Eluder

Someone who eludes vaj

"Dude, why is that guy dancing by himself?"

"Must be a Vaj Eluder"

Vaj Eluder by The F Man March 24, 2009

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elude

1.To escape or avoid by quickness or cleverness.
2.To be too difficult for a person to understand or remember.

He eludes his pursuers.
The meaning of his poem eludes me.

elude by Tisho January 9, 2008

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eluded

ignoring
like trying to stay away from police

He eluded the police because he killed someone.

eluded by Berecah October 14, 2013

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eludist

one who is elusive. Or, a 2001 Honda Prelude.

Jacob is very sneaky, he may even be the best eludist around.

eludist by The Eludist July 9, 2010

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Eludic

Usually pertaining to the size of scars, eludic is used as an adjective meaning large enough to cause fatality.
Normally used in reference to the size of animal scars.
If a scar is large enough to cause impairment or fatality it is called "eludic."

My dog had an eludic scar and I had to put him down.

Eludic by JustPickAFknName December 9, 2011

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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