E.S.S 

emergency shit situation

i ate too much taco bell earlier, this is an E.S.S! i gotta shit!

E.S.S by yeeticusprime November 11, 2022

E.S.S.J 

East Side San Jose
Also referred to as evilside

E.S.S.J. kicks the shit out of W.S.S.J.

E.S.S.J by David Mai November 17, 2004

E.S.S.A. 

Emotional Support Stuffed Animal.

Realistic plushies (often dogs) that are meant to help with someone's issues. People who have E.S.S.A. tend to treat them like actual animals

*holds up a plushie" This is Greg, my autism E.S.S.A. I hold him when I feel a breakdown coming and it helps a lot.

E.S.S.A. by mnesiphobie April 8, 2025

S.A.D.N.E.S.S 

Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling.
SADNESS can be best described as a mindset.
The acronym was created by sales guru and marketing enthusiast, Corporate Bro. It is used by like-minded sales savages around the world. While no one really knows exactly how he came up with the phrase, many believe it was directly spoken to him by the voice of God during an overdose of coffee, adderall, and gas station boner pills.

Sadness like Depression and crippling anxiety? No, S.A.D.N.E.S.S like Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. But also that.

S.A.D.N.E.S.S by 2sh33ts March 30, 2021

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

C O M P R E S S E D by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

G.U.E.S.S 

Guess
U
Enjoy
Sucking
Scrotum

Sooooo I G.U.E.S.S, But do you want to suck this scrotum???

G.U.E.S.S by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021