Definitions by yeeticusprime

E.S.S 

emergency shit situation

i ate too much taco bell earlier, this is an E.S.S! i gotta shit!

E.S.S by yeeticusprime November 11, 2022

vampire diving 

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

vampire diving by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

swippin 

swipping: sweating + dripping
alt; swippin

when you’re so hot you sweatin and drippin, and also maybe faded, you’re swippin

Quentin: I am swippin right now
Jeff: yo what?
Quentin: sweatin and drippin, it’s hot as hell

swippin by yeeticusprime February 12, 2022

the kentucky way

```the kentucky way```

The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.

Guy 1: Want to fix this thing for me?

Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour

**one week passes**

Guy 1: Did you fix it?

Guy 2: No, I didn't

Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...

the kentucky way by yeeticusprime April 1, 2020

BVT 

literally a tech school that is overhyped. shop is pretty fucking lit but you can tell the teachers in acedemics don’t give a shit and have an alimony payment due or something and just want a paycheck. there’s too much shop homework but that’s okay because everyone just does their homework on monday morning of acedemics in the library. so basically for anyone looking up this dumbass school on urbandictionary: it’s a cool experience, with some downsides

11/10 would eat orange chicken from the share cooler again

P1- I go to BVT

P2- HAHA THAT SUCKS

BVT by yeeticusprime March 18, 2019