Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?
Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•
MO•TION more since it sounds better.
Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?
Alfred: And nobody should give a
shit.
Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?
Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!
Sara: Oooh, that's
hot.
Alfred: Yuh?