E-VD 

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

E-VD by Jeff, Tamee, and Cathy May 1, 2008

e-VD 

A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.

Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!

e-VD by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

E-VD 

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

E-VD by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

E.V.D. 

explosive vaginal discharge, like explosive diarrhea, but pertaining to vaginal discharge - you get the picture

the toilet was destroyed due to her severe case of EVD

E.V.D. by coyle May 7, 2005

E.V.D.O. 

Everybody Voices Different Opinions

Man 1:man you got a nice whip.(Compliment)
Man with car:Thanks man E.V.D.O.

E.V.D.O. by Cakeman22 December 28, 2011

Evdokia 

Name. Evdokia is the sexiest woman you have ever met. Try to be friends with her because she is the sweetest person. She is cold as ice and hot as fire at the same time

Look!what a hot girl over there! Oh ,that's Evdokia

Evdokia by Holyholder May 21, 2017

evdog 

ok so evdog is definitely the best certified genius everrrr fosho and i mean tbh he's just the bestttttt person everrrr in general cause he's obviously just built different

hey evannnn thanks for letting me call you evdoggg, its just a huge spicy type of vibey vibeeeee😎 noooooo they don't have mustache man orrrr the spicy emoji, kinda lameeee

evdog by myshoulderhurtssobadrn January 7, 2021