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1. E-mos, commonly found reciprocating in livejournals, exclusive/uber-trendy chatrooms, myspace, or your local Starbucks with their wireless mac laptop
(Let it be noted that whether the E-mo uses myspace, they will have a vast quantity of pictures, mostly of themselves posing...somehow.)
1a. Aside from computer proficiency, they maintain the same characteristics of an emo or hipster
1. "id0pa: Hey, emo kid!
Auto response from Rachelle: how sad this is what your life has been reduced to, a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress. how sad the strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over. the television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its strength. or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. startled by a knock at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement. hello my first name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello my name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello i really don't care if i never wake up again. i really don't care if i never wake up again.
Id0pa: You don't say!"

2. "xiwishiwascoolx: lets mosh and hold hands at the same time"
E-mo by id0pa December 13, 2004
Words you can keep
Describes people who post depressing or emo status updates on the web via instant messenger, twitter, facebook, myspace, and the like.

These people are often perfectly fine or in a perfectly capable position to resolve their issues but much rather sully their peers' newsfeeds with dispiriting song lyrics and messages. Secretly we all wish they would shut up.
Bow Wow has a net-worth of over $3 million.

Bow Wow's e-mo tweet: "Some days I wake up and I do want to just fit in sometimes. I didn't mean it like I wanted kill myself, it’s like, 'Yo, I wonder, like, when will I get peace?' I guess when I’ll get it, is when I’m dead."

Shut up Bow Wow.
e-mo by daremedy April 23, 2011
Related Words
A mo (moustache) on teh internets, similar to an e-mail or an e-penis.
Nerd girl: "Whoa, that guy has a hot e-mo!"
e-mo by Lee Ji Hoon January 11, 2008
someone whos very emotional and is not afraid to cry who owns more than two sweaters and is basically always sad
cheer up emo kid and wipe those tears from your eyes!!
E-Mo by monica_250 August 31, 2005
A person (usually teenage) who follows the post hardcore, emotional music scene. Particularly bands like Funeral for a friend, My Chemical romance, AFI. Usually sporting long black fringes, skinny black jeans with studded belts, and side lip piercings. Thought to always be sad and self harm but this is not always the case. Tend to hang around in groups outside music stores and alternative clothing shops.
No Brian doesn't like eminem anymore, he's turned into an E-mo(Emo), he's dying his hair black and listening to FFAF.
E-mo by Karen Saunders January 13, 2008
Part of 2nauti crew, Good friends with moyo.
E-Mo by emma January 26, 2005
A term created by Cyborg9K a incel core music artist that is defined as a internet emo that most likely browses 4-Chan and thinks E-sex is real sex
“Sooo what genre of music do you like?”
Nothing whatever is on /mu/
“Don’t be so E-mo”
E-mo by VALLUCO June 1, 2022
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