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"Djorden" is a name given to non-alien beings, also referred to as humans. It is only given to those who are superior to others. They are supposingly extremely smart. They are supersexyness itself. At the same time they're ugly as fuck, and they miss the ability to think properly.
WOW, that's a Djorden!
Djorden by Djodjo October 15, 2019
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A Dorden is your best friend in the entire world. He will make you laugh and smile no matter how your feeling. He is silly and is pretty much a little kid filled with joy. He makes funny inappropriate jokes all the time. He sometimes thinks that being a Dorden isn’t a good thing when in reality it’s the most amazing thing to be. A Dorden is sweet, and adorable. He gives amazing hugs and sometimes will you spin you around and around. He loves cuddling, and sweet little mommy kisses. I have a Dorden and that makes me the luckiest little girly in the world.
Girl: I love you Dorden

Boy: how much
Girl: more than a smidgers
Djorden (🗣️ Jordan) is a name for people with a very big third leg. People called Djorden are superior to others and they are the coolest people in the room. They are also very sexy and everybody likes her/him.
'Omg Djorden you really can walk on your third leg'
Djorden by Pussydistrojjer69 November 22, 2021
Very huge cock and fucks very good
Dzordan is amazing
dzordan by Unknown 22000897544566 November 28, 2021

diorden louie 

hi diorden louie dis is ur momma “clouie”from year 2022 i really hope u see this n i hope i raise u right n gaved u a lot of luv n attention ion want u to experience wat i have experienced…so just know amma try to give u everything i wish my mom did to me growin up.amma end the family trauma
i hope i have 3 kids (diorden louie,diaiden clyde and malou diaidyn)
diorden louie is a very handsome boi
diorden louie by clga111507 September 3, 2022
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