"Djorden" is a name given to non-alien beings, also referred to as humans. It is only given to those who are superior to others. They are supposingly extremely smart. They are supersexyness itself. At the same time they're ugly as fuck, and they miss the ability to think properly.
A Dorden is your best friend in the entire world. He will make you laugh and smile no matter how your feeling. He is silly and is pretty much a little kid filled with joy. He makes funny inappropriate jokes all the time. He sometimes thinks that being a Dorden isn’t a good thing when in reality it’s the most amazing thing to be. A Dorden is sweet, and adorable. He gives amazing hugs and sometimes will you spin you around and around. He loves cuddling, and sweet little mommy kisses. I have a Dorden and that makes me the luckiest little girly in the world.
Djorden (🗣️ Jordan) is a name for people with a very big third leg. People called Djorden are superior to others and they are the coolest people in the room. They are also very sexy and everybody likes her/him.
hi diorden louie dis is ur momma “clouie”from year 2022 i really hope u see this n i hope i raise u right n gaved u a lot of luv n attention ion want u to experience wat i have experienced…so just know amma try to give u everything i wish my mom did to me growin up.amma end the family trauma
i hope i have 3 kids (diorden louie,diaiden clyde and malou diaidyn)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!