Dykeaphobia

Dykes are creatures that snuck into Earth. They are sick individuals who want to be a man and a woman when it benefits them. They wear a strap on and walk around in it all day UNTIL that shit sweats off. They fight men, fight women, and they fight anything that lies in between. Do not go near one on the streets at 12:03 am. They will try to trick you if you are a bi or lesbian women because they will use you to trick you into someone you are not. Ladies beware. To have DYKEAPHOBIA, it is to have extreme hate and antisemitism towards them because they are dykes. Dykeaphobia is legalized in countries that have banned gay rights.

*Dykes Walks in*
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Someone who snuck into Earth
Person 1: OMG ITS A DYKE!!!
Person 1 and 2: I HAVE DYKEAPHOBIA!!!
*Dyke Feels Hated*

Dykeaphobia by CanSpider May 28, 2022

Dikeophobia

Fear of dikes. Much like being afraid of clowns. (Coulrophobia)

She was afraid to attend a live taping of Ellen because of her dikeophobia.

Dikeophobia by Jas from Austin Texas June 20, 2010

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Dykeaphobia • Dikeophobia • Dykophobia • Dyke-phobic

Dykophobia

An abnormal fear of dyke's.

She declined an invitation to appear on the Rosie O'Donnell show because of her dykophobia. She's such a dykophobe.

Dykophobia by Jas in Austin June 20, 2010

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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