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Dutch donut

A ring of saliva and ejaculate that is formed around a persons mouth after giving aggressive oral sex
That girl kept blowing me after I came in her mouth, I had to offer a wet nap to wipe the Dutch donut off her face when she was done

When that girl sat on my face after I came in her, I had a huge Dutch donut around my mouth. I looked like a rabid animal when she was done

I smiled with pride looking at the Dutch donut my girlfriend gave me after she sat on my face. She grinded on my face so hard the ring went from my nose to the collar of my shirt
Dutch donut by Unk057 January 1, 2026
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dutch crumb donut 

v. The act of pulling out of messy anal sex and flinging the residue on your lover.
She forgot to take a dump before I cornholed her, so to get her back for her lack of hygiene, I gave her a dutch crumb donut.

Donut Dutch oven 

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
Donut Dutch oven by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

ditch your donuts 

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen
Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."
ditch your donuts by Pseudocide September 24, 2007
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