Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022