dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

dusty snake by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017

Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

Dusty Snake by spootootoo August 17, 2017

Dusty Snake Eye 

When a cougar farts on the tip of your dick.

Jeff: “ Man, I was having a great time last night until I got the ole’ Dusty Snake Eye. Then I had to dip.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”

Dusty Snake Eye by dovahkiindgaf November 13, 2017

Dusty Cornhole Snake 

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.

" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"

Dusty Cornhole Snake by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016

snake dust 

1.) Cocaine that is snorted off of an erect penis.

After trying snake dust for the first time last night, Collene will never go back to using the toilet seat at the club ever again.

snake dust by Dayvet November 7, 2013

DUSTY MILK SHAKE  

A BLOW JOB FROM YOUR FRIENDS MOM

DUSTY MILK SHAKE FROM YOUR MOM IS BETTER THEN YOUR SISTER.

DUSTY MILK SHAKE by BFAB432 October 16, 2008

Dusty Milk Shake 

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

Dusty Milk Shake by Johny12345 June 4, 2012