dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017

Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

Dusty Snake Eye

When a cougar farts on the tip of your dick.

Jeff: “ Man, I was having a great time last night until I got the ole’ Dusty Snake Eye. Then I had to dip.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”

by dovahkiindgaf November 13, 2017

Dusty Cornhole Snake

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.

" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016

snake dust

1.) Cocaine that is snorted off of an erect penis.

After trying snake dust for the first time last night, Collene will never go back to using the toilet seat at the club ever again.

by Dayvet November 7, 2013

DUSTY MILK SHAKE

A BLOW JOB FROM YOUR FRIENDS MOM

DUSTY MILK SHAKE FROM YOUR MOM IS BETTER THEN YOUR SISTER.

by BFAB432 October 16, 2008

Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

by Johny12345 June 4, 2012