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Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

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by spootootoo August 17, 2017

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Bromachopotamus

See: Bromacho

Cool Dude 1: What's up my dude!
Cool Dude 2: Nothing much Bromacho.
Uncool dude: What's a Bromacho?
Cool Dude 2: He's my Bromachopotamus, man!
Uncool dude: ...oh

by spootootoo October 05, 2016

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