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Durf Burger 

A clusterfuck of ass hair, poo, and toilet paper.
Tommy wiped his ass too hard and now he has a durf burger.
Durf Burger by CaptainKill November 21, 2010

durf queen 

That girl from tik tok on my fyp one time who said she was well known by people for doing a lot of pre-marital dry humping (Durf/Durfing) She does not want her parents to know…
‘In case you’re wondering,my name is Durf queen’
durf queen by aimilz March 28, 2022

hurf-durf 

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.
Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!

Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
hurf-durf by Jett November 14, 2006

Durf Mohawk

The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
"I'm getting a durf mohawk, because I havent shaved in a while."
Durf Mohawk by Durf Gobbler November 1, 2013

dirty durf 

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.
“hey mom, can you grab me a towel so i can perform the dirty durf on this solid 8?”
dirty durf by longshlong68 October 19, 2020
The act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion.
Hey baby girl, lemme Durf
Durf by Fatjack787 October 8, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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