Durf Durf

Being Stupid over the max level can be done on purpose or accidental

Your a Fucking Durf Durf

by Angergasim Enducing Words February 25, 2018

Durf Burger

A clusterfuck of ass hair, poo, and toilet paper.

Tommy wiped his ass too hard and now he has a durf burger.

by CaptainKill November 21, 2010

durf queen

That girl from tik tok on my fyp one time who said she was well known by people for doing a lot of pre-marital dry humping (Durf/Durfing) She does not want her parents to know…

‘In case you’re wondering,my name is Durf queen’

by aimilz March 28, 2022

hurf-durf

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.

Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!

Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT

by Jett November 14, 2006

Durf Mohawk

The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.

"I'm getting a durf mohawk, because I havent shaved in a while."

by Durf Gobbler November 1, 2013

dirty durf

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.

“hey mom, can you grab me a towel so i can perform the dirty durf on this solid 8?”

by longshlong68 October 19, 2020

Durf

The act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion.

Hey baby girl, lemme Durf

by Fatjack787 October 8, 2019