Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan
War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan
War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his
grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and
legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.
Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.