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dumpsplash 

the toilet water that splashes on your buttocks upon releasing a nice-sized turd
1st stall: "Excuse me, could you please hand me some toilet paper, I'm all out in this stall?"

2nd stall: "Why did you not have enough?"

1st stall: "Yes, I did for the wiping part, but I just got dumpsplashed and my buns are all wet!"
dumpsplash by bbmom December 15, 2009

Dumpolopolis 

James is a dumpolopolis

dumphole 

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.
Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!
dumphole by Rob Porter May 15, 2008

dumpslut 

A slut you intend to fuck once and then kick out of your apartment, never to contact again.
Last night at that rave we took home these two dumpsluts, did coke off their backs, and tossed their clothing out the window.
dumpslut by greynin February 17, 2010
Any person who sucks, especially if he or she smells bad.
You guys are a bunch of dirty dumpsons
Dumpson by Nasty Turt January 29, 2008

Dumphole to chesty

A play on the Axe commercial's "Double Pits to Chesty" a Dumphole to Chesty is an erotic sexual act that involves the male inserting his Phallus into the woman's anus to retrieve anal mud, more commonly know as poop. Then, the male flips the woman over and smears his fecally covered phallus across her chest, giving her a Dumphole to Chesty.
Man, after i fucked that slut last night i gave her the worst dumphole to chesty.