Dumphus

{dum-fuss} noun, 1. A person that is extraordinarily stupid 2. A person that is socially inept, especially with regard to the opposite sex 3. A silly person - to the point of being revolting.

Dumphus actually thinks that "Chicken-of-the-Sea" is chicken.

Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!

Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009

Dumphump

A dumphump occurs when you bang a chick while you're taking a dump. Shitting, wiping your ass, and then banging while sitting on the toilet is not considered a dumphump. You have to be in the process of shitting while banging for it to be considered a true dumphump. If you can time it out so that you blow a load as a huge turd is coming out, that feels great. A dumphump does not have to be performed on/over the toilet. You could fuck your girlfriend from behind and shit on your bedroom floor while doing it, and that would be considered a dumphump also. Basically, if you're shitting anywhere, while banging a chick, that is a dumphump. It's a little known fact that 32% of women have more intense orgasms when they are breathing in the smell of shit. If you haven't tried the dumphump yet, try it soon.

Todd: "Did you nail Rebecca yet you dirtbag?"
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."

by John Planet October 8, 2008

Slumpus dumpus

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

Dumphuk

Reserved for only the elite morons; typically applied to the majority of politicians and bureaucrats

Federal Reserve leadership has passed from one dumphuk to the next.

by Amazed every day August 6, 2009

dumprush

The mindless state entered when one is about to shit one's self and one frantically searches for a bathroom. Never get in the way of someone in the grips of the dumprush. They will run you right over in their haste to go poo. Even the glopblocker cannot stop the dumprush.

"Bro, you totally knocked me down!"
"Sorry man, I was in a dumprush"
"That's cool, bro."

by AKAStavros November 6, 2009

dumpus

A muddy, boggy section of track or trail. Not of a watery consistency, but of a porridge or custard like consistency.

(While hiking or bush-walking)

"Ted, look out for that dumpus, I just put my foot right in it."

by karter16 January 21, 2012

Dimphus

One who lacks knowledge and common sense. Especially one whom you can make fun of. A nicer way to say moron.

Don’t be such a dimphus, Kevin.

by Cenicole February 9, 2019