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Dump and Hump 

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
Dump and Hump by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015
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hump and dump 

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her
i hump and dump the girls that talk to much
hump and dump by mdav23 May 13, 2005

hump and dump 

The art of dating "chasing" a woman to the
Point when she falls for you, then you sleep
Together and you stop calling her , and just be a total asshole.
Tom- hey jeff what happend to Jen?
Jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump LOL
Tom- sweet
hump and dump by CLG143 October 4, 2008

Hump And Dump 

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.
"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."
Hump And Dump by Tilly4 January 20, 2010

Hump and Dump 

A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.
Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.
Hump and Dump by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

Hump and Dump 

When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.
Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"

Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"
Hump and Dump by theworldofasians August 17, 2010

Hump and Dump 

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.
Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!
Hump and Dump by B.N January 11, 2009
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