Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

Dump Trumpet by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

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trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.

I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.

trumped dump by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016

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Dumptrumpitol

A prescription sleep-aid that was recently developed to remediate sleep disorders emanating from anxiety and distress as we all wait for this fuckhead to be impeached.

Just a single Dumptrumpitol capsule before bedtime allows you to sleep like you did before he was elected and all the while you can look forward to his criminally insane ass being dragged outta the White House very soon!

Dumptrumpitol by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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