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Dump Trumpet

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.
by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011
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trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.
I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.
by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016
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Dumptrumpitol

A prescription sleep-aid that was recently developed to remediate sleep disorders emanating from anxiety and distress as we all wait for this fuckhead to be impeached.
Just a single Dumptrumpitol capsule before bedtime allows you to sleep like you did before he was elected and all the while you can look forward to his criminally insane ass being dragged outta the White House very soon!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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