Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 18, 2009

Dump slump

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.

I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.

by O.G. Dump Slump August 15, 2019

slump dump

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

by colt405 April 05, 2015