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Dump Slump 

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)
(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh
Dump Slump by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009
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Dump slump 

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.
I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.
Dump slump by O.G. Dump Slump August 14, 2019

slump dump 

when u pass out while taking a shit
ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump
slump dump by colt405 April 4, 2015

Slump a dump 

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.
Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.
Slump a dump by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”
Shlump Dump by Zemeckas August 6, 2020

dumpalumpa 

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.
"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"
dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

dumpalump 

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!
"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."
dumpalump by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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