When you are completely happy in a
relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice
cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or
alcohol are optional but suggested).
Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm
confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't
think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some
alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.