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Dumbpiphany 

The realization that the reason an entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

Credit to Zach Weiner of the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic (SMBC).
Brenda: Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus.

Alex: Possibly, but...wait, what? You...OHHHHHHHHH!

(Alex has had a dumbpiphany.)
Dumbpiphany by Tiggar April 26, 2010

dumbhashtag 

sending a video of you masturbating to someone else and getting exposed for it.
I cant believe you were stupid enough to pull a dumbhashtag. If that shit gets leaked imma laugh
dumbhashtag by dumbhashtag March 26, 2021
Another genius creation by figure BAPS.

A mixture of dumb and bitch together

dum = dumb
bish = bitch

dumbish
Wannabe Mr.Awesome: Hey man, wanna help me with my self esteem issues?
Mr.Awesome : Shup Dumbish
dumbish by Mr.Awesome - BAPS May 29, 2010

Dumbpiphany 

Dumbpiphany: The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot
Dumbpiphany first used in a comic on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Dumbpiphany 

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is because you're talking to an idiot.
"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's Religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus"
"Possibly, but... wait, what? You... Ohhhhhhhhh, I just had a Dumbpiphany"
Dumbpiphany by Darkara42 April 26, 2010

dumbpiphany 

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot, who is further claiming and/or asserting something which is blatantly unfounded or unintelligent; whereas before, you thought it was due to lack of understanding on your part.

Popularized as a joke from SMBC Comics; comes from an amalgam of the words "dumb" and "epiphany."
A "dumbpiphany" in action:

Jack: The reason my relationship with Sarah didn't work was obvious...she's a Gemini and I'm a Leo!

Frank: Well, yea- wait, what?! What about how you cheated on her constantly until she found out?

And so on.
dumbpiphany by D-Sack April 26, 2010
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