dumbo dick

a complete cock muncher who loves to take it up the ass

hey dude, your father is a dumbo dick.

by Fizam September 20, 2007

Dumbo Dick

A short man with a huge cock

Man that short guy sure is a Dumbo dick

by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025

Dumbo Dick

A short man with a huge dick

He showed up to work ass naked and everyone teased him calling him a Dumbo dick because of his oversized pecker.

by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025

Dumb Dick

When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it

#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.

by AlH1801 November 13, 2017

Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.

Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.

by Nikki 4 da night MandaPanda December 20, 2010

dumb dick

any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole

You dumb dick!

by apb&j October 21, 2010

dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013