#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
by AlH1801 November 13, 2017
by Saraphone October 25, 2004
by apb&j October 20, 2010
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
by randyharwood May 29, 2013
by The 13th Nomad February 24, 2010
A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.
That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.
by Phatt$$$matt July 5, 2017
Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.
Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.
Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.
Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.
by KingCoffee April 27, 2019