Top definition
When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it
#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
by AlH1801 November 13, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Dumb Dick mug for your barber Vivek.
Jan 27 Word of the Day
Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
Get the merch
Get the Bundled Like Bernie neck gaiter and mug.
Similar to a dumbass; Someone who makes stupid or inexplicable decisions.
Gary was a dumbdick for staying with his cheating-ass girlfriend.
by ire November 30, 2007
Get the mug
Get a dumbdick mug for your cat JosΓ©.
Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.
Gary was a dumbdick when he decided to stick with his cheating-ass girlfriend.
by ire November 28, 2007
Get the merch
Get the dumbdick neck gaiter and mug.
The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
by randyharwood May 28, 2013
Get the mug
Get a dumb dick mug for your cat Nathalie.