Definitions by randyharwood

dumb dick 

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

dumb dick by randyharwood May 28, 2013