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dumblecunt

Originally spawned from distaste over the replacement of the original actor who played the lead wizard in the popular set of books by JK Rowling. Richard Harris (RIP) WAS Dumbledore, but Gambon is DumbleCunt! Now used as an insult to anyone who is a total knucklehead.
Stop being a proper Dumblecunt!

You are such a Dumblecunt!

Oi, Dumblecunt!
dumblecunt by GiBweiser February 1, 2008

Dumblecunt

When you are such a sick fuck perv that you give a woman the choice of nicknames Matturbation and Harry Frotteur to choose from.
That's right the Dumblecunt admitted to enough dirty shit on a tape that I possess that he can't sue me for defamation by calling him Harry Frotteur or Matturbation. Hahahahaha what a Dumblecunt
Dumblecunt by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.
Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?
Bumblecunt by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021
A term of derision (or endearment) formed by joining the word "dumb" and the word "cunt" into a descriptive noun. The term is NOT gender specific, although it is most commonly directed at males, by other males (esp. in Australia).
So then I asked specifically for "nothing else but a single Big Mac, please", and then this dumbcunt asks me if I wanted "just the burger, or the meal deal". What a douche.

Pass me another beer ya dumbcunt!
dumbcunt by shithey November 4, 2008

Dirty Dumbcunt

To be put down in an offensive manor worse than that of a cunt. More stupid than a donkey or a suit wearing to summadayze cronnie. And as pungent as the worse case of toe rott from the west african region of Tunisia. To be known as a Dirty Dumbcunt would be an insault worthy of the lowest of scumbags in the dirtiest of company. Or Hawthorne suporters.
"Jimmy your mums on the phone you Dirty DumbCunt"
Dirty Dumbcunt by Mikes goats cheese February 15, 2006

Mumblecunt 

A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.
Hey Dave we should get going, Terry's coming this way and he's a right fucking mumblecunt.
Mumblecunt by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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