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Dumb Butt
Dumb Butt by CookingOil November 22, 2021
Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb lookin butt the freak up
Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head
Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.
Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!
Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!
Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009
Dumb Butteryitis
A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt
Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).
Dumb Butteryitis by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026