The shitter. The place you go to escape the drudgery of work for a few solid minutes. The place you go to offload an entire weeks worth of chow hall or fast food.
Mike says, "Dude That Tango Bravo I had for lunch and the McMuffin I had for breakfast are making a brown baby and I'm headed to the dukebox to give birth." Matt,"Make sure to take your Iphone so we can facetime and I can see this monstrosity."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)