Dufflebagger

Someone who uses dates as an opportunity to assume they’re staying the night. Especially first dates when they bring comforts from home that they should NOT be comfortable bringing. Including but not limited to CPAP sleeping machines and extreme adult toys.

I thought the date was going well, but he turned out to be a dufflebagger, yikes.

Dufflebagger by emeraldemj May 24, 2021

dufflebanger 

A person who likes having sex with ugly people.

You'll never see him with a hot chick, hes an absolute dufflebanger.

dufflebanger by Kevke December 29, 2018

Dufflebaged 

To have sex, usually out of extreme pity and/or drunkeness, or constant nagging, with a non erect penis. The action of trying to put it in the vagina is where dufflebag comes from.

Alcoholic- I got so drunk last night dude, I Duffledbaged Sarah because I felt sorry for her.

Friend- Ewwww. She is fucking ugly dude.

Alcoholic- That's why I only dufflebaged her.

Dufflebaged by Capt. Greenture? WTF? July 16, 2009

Duffle Bagger 

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.

Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.

Duffle Bagger by Ramen King November 27, 2012

dufflebagged 

The act of getting so inebriated that you need to be carried out of the function like a dufflebag.

Jerry: “Yo, are you drinking tonight?”
Phil: “Yeah bro I’m trynna get dufflebagged with the boys.”

dufflebagged by J Scoon January 15, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008