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Girl: omg, Duck spawned withers again.
Guy with yellow sweater: omg is that the real duckgames
DuckGames by MacaroniLover69 May 11, 2021

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales 

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

ducktales 

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever
Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!
ducktales by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019

Ducktales 

1. One of the best cartoons ever.

2. To tell a lie or fabricated story
1. Dude I'm gonna go watch Ducktales.

2. Stop telling your ducktales. Seriously.
Ducktales by Cartoon fan November 1, 2008

Ducktales 

A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood. Made famous by the song 'bigger picture' ft Cam'ron and Juelz Santana.
Cam'ron-"Go tell disney all your f*ckin ducktales!!"
Ducktales by jessika davis January 11, 2006

ducktales 

An American cartoon show made by Disney. It is the best reboot you have seen in your life. Too bad the show has come to an end at 15 March 2021
Example
Jessie: I still don't understand why some people are so obnoxious. They refuse to believe Ducktales 2017 is a good show and always complain how the "original version" is far more superior than the new one.
ducktales by thequeeenisdead March 24, 2021
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