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duck fuck 

The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.
Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?

Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.
duck fuck by SwagBoi234 August 15, 2010
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duck fuck 

When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.
"you wanna duck fuck?"
duck fuck by melissa3delta May 15, 2006

Duck Fuck 

When a female takes two Pringles and inserts them inside her vagina. One of the Pringles is upside down creating a duck bill. After this the male fucks her through the hole. Thus a Duck Fuck.
Dyson: " oh I finally got my dick inside Mikayla's bill. It was a mean Duck Fuck!"
Duck Fuck by YOTES AND HOES February 14, 2014

duck fuck 

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.
Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.
duck fuck by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

Duck Fuck 

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.
"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."
Duck Fuck by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

duck fuck spaggetti 

fucking a duck that is eating left over spaggety while getting your cock sucked my a sexy biafrin with herpys
duck fuck spaggetti is a mohamid alli
duck fuck spaggetti by pp man September 10, 2010

Duck fuck bill 

The bill of the duck that is used to preform the brutal pounding.
"Boys, your in the presents of the new duck fuck bill"
Duck fuck bill by 9tailboys April 13, 2019
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