DTMF

Stands for Dump The Mother Fucker. Used when you are going to, have, or are dumping your partner.

Present: Dumping The Mother Fucker.
ex: I'm DTMF right now

Past: Dumped The Mother Fucker.
ex: I DTMF yesterday

Future: Dump The Mother Fucker.
ex: I'm going to DTMF tonight.

My boyfriend was getting on my nerves, so I DTMF!

by Mariana-ana August 30, 2009

DTMF

Dual Tone Multiple Frequency. Pressing a button on the keypad of a touch-tone phone generates a pair of tones of specified frequency and duration. The network or the equipment at the other end of the connection (such as a remote control for a phone answering machine, or a telephone interconnect system) detects and interprets these tones. In analog networks, audible tones generated by the network provide the call progress indications to the user. Different tones allow the human ear to interpret the progress of the call. On digital networks (such as PBX or ISDN), the network may send indication messages to the phone to indicate the status of the call, and the phone may generate most tones locally, driven by those messages.

(touch tone® dialing format)

by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 10, 2004

DTMF

Stands for "down to make food"
similar to DTF, but makes someone way more attractive.

Yeah, and I'm dtmf.

by lizwhitelizbright July 7, 2010

DTMF

"Down to Mind-Fuck" Basically asking or telling if someone is ready to have an Inception-esque conversation that will blow your mind.

Chad: Hey are you DTMF?
Kelly: Totally. ;)
Chad: Sweet, so what do you think would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow?"

by Konnor with a K September 13, 2011

DtMF

The best song to ever exist by the greatest artist of all time Bad Bunny. It makes you real homesick and proud of your home town/country and culture. Essentially encouraging you to make the most of it with your family and friends back home.

Dude 1: Yo twin know DtMF?
Dude 2: DEBÍ TIRAR MÁS FOTOS DE CUANDO TE TUVE
Dude 1: DEBÍ DARTE MÁS BESOS Y ABRAZOS LAS VECES QUE PUDE

by Idontknowijustgothere February 15, 2026

DTMFA

Stands for 'Dump The Motherfucker Already'. From Dan Savage's 'Savage Love' column. It's advice given to someone complaining about a significant other's repellent behaviour. Often given, seldom taken. Concise, if not tactful, it's often a shock to the complainant, who might not be able to look at the situation objectivelly and see how bad it's gotten.
Should be used either when a person keeps repeating the same complaints over and over again and seems unhappy in the relationship and unwilling to do anything about it, or when anyone can see at a glance that it's a toxic, if not abusive, relationship.

(a)
Lindsey: "Aargh, I'm so frustrated with Jon, he never calls when he says he will and keeps telling me about what other girls are hot! What should I do???"
Rachel: "Well, considering you've been doing nothing but tell me about how much you hate Jon for the past three months, you should either tell him this, or DTMFA. We're all sick of hearing it!"

(b)
Alex: "Yeah, I'd love to come hang out with you guys, but Jamie will totally lose it if I talk to another girl. Last time I went somewhere without her she locked me out of the house and wouldn't talk to me for two days."
Leighanne: What the hell? She sounds like a total psycho. You should DTMFA before she boils your bunny or something.

by Stalkertime December 22, 2008

DTMFA

Dump the motherfucker already

Wife won't go down on you? DTMFA.

by S1r Hax July 23, 2003