Dryshit

When a mobile game is so good you sit on the toilet until the shit on your asshole dries out.

Damn, that new iPhone game is dryshit!

by Shiner5 September 8, 2019

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 27, 2003

dryshite

A boring ass mofo,

who’s no craic and needs to grow a pair of balls

Don’t be such a dryshite , it’s only a bitta craic

by JamesTheCat7 May 14, 2018

Dryshot

When a male feels all the physical indications of ejaculation, but does not actually produce any visible semen. Can occur after prolonged periods of repeated sexual intercourse.

Person one: Dude, did you pull out?

Person two: Yeah, but it's all cool man, it was a dryshot anyways.

by saint985 March 25, 2010

Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Drysuit Poser

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

by A real paddler May 28, 2018

Dryszit

Another way to say Penis

My Dryszit is sweating like crazy

by user11111111112 January 20, 2020