Dry Fucker

A dry fucker is someone who fucks you without getting any personal gain from it. It is sometimes unintentional; although most times it is caused by just being a fucking ignorant or dumb fucktard.

Every calls Ken a dry fucker because he got the cops called on an underage house party because he was caught breaking into a house across the street. The cops arrived and heard the music, everyone got arrested for underage drinking.

Dry Fucker by SemiAngelik May 4, 2011

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dry fucked

when you’re having sex so wasted/high you can’t get hard/wet

dude: after we hit this blunt can we fuck?
girl: yeah but not too much i don’t want to get dry fucked again.

dry fucked by 2inchdestroyer October 31, 2018

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Dayfucker

1. One who fucks other people's days.
2. One who fucks other people's shit up, or otherwise causes general mischief.

Did you hear what Micky did to Ron?
Yeah, dude....that asshole was bread to be a Dayfucker.

Dayfucker by stephystranger August 11, 2015

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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