dry balls 

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.

Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

dry balls by cannabis maximus for all January 11, 2006

Dry Balls 

In any case where a male experiences a extended period of time without a single blow job, and the testies become dry and arid.

"Dude, have you heard about Jeffrey? His girlfriend hasn't blowed him in since November"
"Damn, he must have some dry balls"
"Yep. Like a desert."

Dry Balls by Ding Ullberry February 19, 2015

Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

Stolle dry balls cat by Temaori6969 February 9, 2013

Chronic Dry Balls 

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

Chronic Dry Balls by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017

Go fuck yourself and the balls dry 

To go fuck one's self, (masturbate) until your testicles no longer have and seminal fluid, or you only blow a puff of smoke when masturbating.

Hey asshole, go fuck yourself and the balls dry!

Go fuck yourself and the balls dry by Jim Tucker September 24, 2009

Dry Ball Syndrome 

The time period in between any two blowjobs; where one feels like they missing out on blowjobs.

Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, the sole member of the Fellatio Truth Movement has never experienced Dry Ball Syndrome.

John: Whats up?
Mike: Nothing much, just starting to think I have Dry Ball Syndrome, its been like 3 weeks since I've gotten head.

Dry Ball Syndrome by SlinkyV2 June 29, 2013

Dry ball 

The word Dry ball tells a long story, but long story short. A Long time ago, a middle aged man’s balls been bitten off by a dog. So he put two golf balls in his shaft as the real ones. When he wants to play golf, he just take them out and play them as golf balls.

Dry ball sucker

Dry ball by Dry ball sucker August 29, 2009