Drunky Monkey 

The act of "ruining" someone else's drink by slam dunking an entire banana into it. Sometimes the results are positive, other times it is tragic.

I gave Jimmy the Drunky Monkey. It ruined his beer.

OR

I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.

Drunky Monkey by Captain Icehole August 11, 2014

Drunky Monkey 

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

Drunky Monkey by RCO123 December 24, 2019

dunky monkey 

A white boy who is extremely talented at basketball yet very humble. SO humble that the only person who can brag about him is his girlfriend. A guy who can do all different types of dunks and is one of the top shooters in the state. A guy who has a very promising future.

That dunky monkey on the court is so hot!

dunky monkey by dukeshortie93 September 25, 2011

Drunk Monkey 

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

Drunk Monkey by G November 26, 2003

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey 

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

Monkey dunky 

A monkey (nigger) you can find on the court dunking basketballs and shoving gulf balls up his arse for extreme pleasure

Man that boy is a monkey dunky

Monkey dunky by Monkey dunky November 7, 2016

drunk money 

The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.

I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...

drunk money by dgdesign February 25, 2011